I am curious to know how all you people seem to have answers for everything and anything? I can only assume that you are beyond perfect and real life just passes you by. I for one get quite annoyed at how you just seem to float through life without any problems. Do you seriously expect all of us to believe you are just so good and life is so sweet?

AGONY AUNT: Wow, did you get out of bed on the wrong side this morning? I’m not about to give you my life story but it  has been far from perfect and like everyone else I have made mistakes. As I say to everybody, it is not about the mistakes you make, it is what you do with them that counts. I suggest you take my ‘perfect advice’, try lightening up and enjoying life. 

BOYS CLUB You are right mate. We are beyond perfect.