Father Brendan’s Mid-Week Musings | OPINION, June 22, 2016

June 22 2016 - 8:00pm
Don’t sit on the bench in the game of life
Don’t sit on the bench in the game of life

A YOUNG woman was out jogging one morning, smashing herself, when in her agony, she noticed an old white haired man peacefully sitting on his front porch, smiling at her. She stopped outside his house, looked at him and smiled back. She walks up onto his porch and says “Sir, I work out and I diet, and I meditate and get plenty of sleep. But I don’t know; what is the secret to a long happy life?” The old white-haired man replied “Well, I go out and drink myself stupid every night, I eat junk food whenever I feel like it, I smoke like a chimney and I chase after women every night until the early hours of the morning.” The young woman shouts at him in disgust “Why you dirty old man!” “What do you mean “old”” he replies “I’m only 25!”.

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